Fanny sms

Pathan cycle ka Break haath mein lekar naach raha tha
Sardar : yeh kya kr rahay ho ?
Pathan : oye! yara dikhta nhi kya?
BREAK DANCE !

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Sardar : Kash KHUDA nay minu brush bnaya honda
tay mein teri zulfan vich phirna c.
Sardarni : thora vada bnaya honda te tu flush vich phirna c

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waqt ki dhaar k sath hum chalte hain
ise ada pe hi tu hamari log marte hain
sms ki dunia k hum betaj badsha hian
ise liye tu log humain sms karne se darte hain

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patient 2 nurse: i luv u.......
also says tumne tu mera dil chura liya ha
nurse: jhooooota........
main ne tu sirf tumhaari kidney churai hai.........

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man: khan sahib agar ap airplane kharedengy,
tu pilot kahan sy laogy,
pathan: oye hamara rishtedar truck chalata hy
unko wahin lagaengy or kiya..
sara masla khatam...

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ek pathan ny language center kholny keba'd khud kushi karli,
soch kiyoo?

..socho??.

wo is liye us ny Acadmey ka name "
Impossible Language Center" rakha tha...

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aik sardar doosray se yar ter b.v. ki mout ka bohat afsos hua ha vesay use hua kya tha....
2nd sardar yar use mathe pe goli lag gaye thi.....
1st sardar shooker karo aankh bach gaye

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aik chor aik pathan ka cell le k bhag gaya
aik admi ne pathan se kaha
tomhara mobile chor le k bhag gaya ha
orr tum hans rahe tu
pahan bola bhagne do charger tu mere pass ha

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Sardar on phone:“
Doctor my wife is pergnant.
She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

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In a market a man goes to a beautiful woman:
Man: Meri b.v ghum ho gayi hai kiya mai app se baat kar sakta hoon?
Woman: kyun?
Man: Mai jab b kisi beautiful woman se baat karta hoon meri b.v mere samne aa jati hai ;)

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bap: beta jb mai tumko marta hon tu tum apna gusa kse niakalte ho???
beta:bathroom saf kr k.
bap:tu usse mera kya bigata he???
beta:bathroom ap k toth brush se saf krta ho.......ha ha ha

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Sardaar: "Kall mainu 9 bndeyaan ne kutteya",
Friend: "Tussi kujj nei kitta?",
Sardaar: "Main keya sub aik aik kr ke aao",
Friend: "Fir?",
Sardaar: "Fir kii..?,Saareyaan Ne waari waari kutteya..!&quo

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Meri rah mein itne Patthar kyn hain?
Angor jo chakhta hun woh Khattay kyn hain?
Zindagi isi soch mein guzar gai Faraz,
Mery saray dost ullo k pathay kyn hain?

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PATHAN's theory :
Moon is more important than sun
bcoz it gives light at night when light is needed
and Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed

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Wife aur Husband
Ghumne gaye raste mein Gadha ghas kha rahr tha Wife boli:
dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai usko salam karo
Husband bola: salam Sasu ji

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2 pathans were in hospital
1 pathan was crying another asked the reason .He said blood test hai they wil cut the finger
2nd pathan started 2 cry out loudly 1st asked the reason he said me here for urine test

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